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heres-to-you-blue-eyes:

vaginaprincess69:

stopmasturbationnow.org

What an electric orgasm

heres-to-you-blue-eyes:

vaginaprincess69:

stopmasturbationnow.org

What an electric orgasm

joshpeck:

when your crush tells you about how attractive someone else is

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koalatea:

to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

canyouhandlethisleveloffuckery:

resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

This really fucked me up

officialfrenchtoast:

me: *yawns*

someone: are you crying?

me: no

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unmuggleopina:

The Bosses

unmuggleopina:

The Bosses

onceuponawildflower:

Bouillabaisse With Red Pepper Rouille (recipe)

onceuponawildflower:

Bouillabaisse With Red Pepper Rouille (recipe)

lolhellno:

lolhellno:

i saw a fake skeleton for sale today for $849 and i was like wtf i could get a real skeleton for free fuck that then i remembered murder is illegal

you’re all going to jail for reblogging this

plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

humorking:

nash-grier:

Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

honestly some tumblr useres have arm hair,i dont want you to feel uncomfortable here :/

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car